B Tard

What is B Tard?


1.

because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:

a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan, notfourchan, 7chan, 12chan, iichan, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.

there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.

/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.

a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.

a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.

a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.

a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.

a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.

a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.

a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.

and so on and so forth

See /b/tard, anhero, zippocat, tubgirl, ed

2.

a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot.

it is commonly known as rhys waring

i saw rhys the other day with a sheep

dude hes a total b tard

See me, u, rhys, jonh, bob

3.

a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc.

this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard.

See b tard, b-tard, 4 chan

4.

a arse hole who wont leave you alone, a real bastard retarded mofowith to much time on there hands.

a: That prick keeps on giving me jip.

B: fuck that b tard man hes a twat anyway.

man: stop following me you b tard.

B tard: i just wanna be your friend.

See retard, bastard, basted, wasted


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