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The act of making love to a hampster with a biro
I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay
See fucked, hard, pet, ha..
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often used in a commong chat between sexy australian and smelly british man.
Good god what is that smell... ollie must have lost pool a..
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the act of male masturbation
now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer
See wanking..
