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When the priest of a church jizzes in the holy water during the consecration.
"Dude I guzzled down the Pope's Snack last Sund..
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Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.
Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' car..
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The act of becoming pussy-whipped to the point of no recognition.
"Doug was going to come out with us tonight, but he's too v..
