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I may not be certified but I can fix the things that you can't
ACA, ACS, ACE, MCSE, CCNA, RHCE
Telecom engineering certifications..
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When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.
I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.
See drunk, typing, computer..
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a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body
Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beac..