What is Baboon?
1.
1. vicious, powerful and hierarchal Old World monkey that was worshipped in Egyptian mythology
2. any member of the New York hip-hop group G-Unit
1. baboons hunt their prey in packs
2. g-unit ambushes their prey in packs
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2.
1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and
2.A crappy insult.
1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.
3.
A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.
boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?
boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon
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4.
B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere
Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.
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5.
A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon
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6.
To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
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7.
A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a
Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a
rusty trombone !
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