Baboon

What is Baboon?


1.

1. vicious, powerful and hierarchal Old World monkey that was worshipped in Egyptian mythology

2. any member of the New York hip-hop group G-Unit

1. baboons hunt their prey in packs

2. g-unit ambushes their prey in packs

See monkey, 50 cent, rap, hip-hop, rappers, wild, animals, silly

2.

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.

2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.

2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

3.

A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.

boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?

boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon

See nigger, bamboon, saggin, nagger, black

4.

B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere

Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.

See baboon, boner, ass, titty, erection

5.

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.

She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon

See baboon, anal, brown eye, lubricant, butt

6.

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

See babboon, babooning, babooned

7.

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

See rim job, rusty trombone, babboon, ringer, anus


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