What is Baboon Ass?
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Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.
I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.
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When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.
Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?
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When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.
He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...
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stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos
i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos
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5.
The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.
Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!
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6.
Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
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{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.
"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"
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