B.a.b.s

What is B.a.b.s?


1.

acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)

Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)

See mooch, cheap

2.

refers to a Big ass babe/baby

She was totally B.A.B.s and her ass got stuck in the doorway.


15

Random Words:

1. The Act of sitting on one's hand until thier is no blood flowing to it, and proceeding to jack off with that hand. This will give t..
1. The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending ques..
1. gadfasrtasdfertaaaaaagadfas rtasdfertaaaaaagadfasrtasdfed rtaaaaagadfasrtasdfer taaaaaa61a +sdfasdfasdfasfasfreqt fgadfasrtasdfer taaa..