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When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.
It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room..
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When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold a..
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When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face
I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin chees..