Baby Dicking

What is Baby Dicking?


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When a man with an unusually small penis lies and says he's hung in a club or social venue, thus getting laid by numerous chicks who thought he had a 7 inch dick when in reality it was a measly 3.

Matt: Carl got caught baby dicking at a club last night

Nigel: Yeah he screwed 4 hot and highly unsatisfied chicks.

Matt: Yeah but one went back and told everyone about his little pecker and now they laugh and mock him.

Nigel: Amen.

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