What is Baby Einstein Video?
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A series of videos that rednecks, ignorant Christians, and lower class sheeple erroneously believe will make their crotch fruit more intelligent.
In reality, these videos deprive children of face-to-face interaction with their parents and hinder linguistic and social development, resulting in a retard.
Teacher 1: Bobby, the new baby in daycare, just sits there like a vegetable. What is wrong with him, is he
autistic orretarded ? Has he had alobotomy ?
Teacher 2: There is nothing wrong with him. He is just another one of those kids who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos. We call them baby einstein vegetables.
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