Baby Einstein Video

What is Baby Einstein Video?


1.

A series of videos that rednecks, ignorant Christians, and lower class sheeple erroneously believe will make their crotch fruit more intelligent.

In reality, these videos deprive children of face-to-face interaction with their parents and hinder linguistic and social development, resulting in a retard.

Teacher 1: Bobby, the new baby in daycare, just sits there like a vegetable. What is wrong with him, is he autistic or retarded? Has he had a lobotomy?

Teacher 2: There is nothing wrong with him. He is just another one of those kids who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos. We call them baby einstein vegetables.

See retard, vegetable, baby, snow flake


92

Random Words:

1. The most famous geiko in all of Japan. She was raised to be the atotori. She had the most publicity, and the most customers. Her yearly ..
1. The year in which the world has been destroyed, all nations obliterated, and all that survives are random factions of warriors that figh..
1. adjective, describing someone who couldn't get laid if their roomate was a $2 hooker. That engineer is defintively a boart. See l..