Baby Einstein Video

What is Baby Einstein Video?


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A series of videos that rednecks, ignorant Christians, and lower class sheeple erroneously believe will make their crotch fruit more intelligent.

In reality, these videos deprive children of face-to-face interaction with their parents and hinder linguistic and social development, resulting in a retard.

Teacher 1: Bobby, the new baby in daycare, just sits there like a vegetable. What is wrong with him, is he autistic or retarded? Has he had a lobotomy?

Teacher 2: There is nothing wrong with him. He is just another one of those kids who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos. We call them baby einstein vegetables.

See retard, vegetable, baby, snow flake


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