Baby Faucets

What is Baby Faucets?

Synnonym of Boobs. Stragith men often consider them awesome and important.

Look at the baby faucets on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

I Am Beowulf

1. Succeeder of the now deprecated "This is Sparta." Grendel: Who... are you? Beowulf: I AM BEOWULF! See this is sparta, spart..

Vertical Ham Sandwich

1. A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina. "If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..

Straight Piss

1. When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of ..

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