Baby Giraffe Edit Meaning

1.

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.

i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.

So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

See ant

2.

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.

Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.

See model, runway, fashion, anorexia

3.

A dance move done by having your legs shoulder width apart , hands infront of you palms down with elbows locked and then sticking out your booty. So named as it looks like a giraffe is giving birth.

After going to the zoo, at the concert later the only dance move I could do was the baby giraffe.

See dance, giraffe, baby, booty, birth