Baby Goggles

What is Baby Goggles?


1.

A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.

Nancy: Here's our little bundle of joy! Isn't she just the cutest thing ever?!?

Lisa & Kate (after one look at Nancy's ugly baby): Ohhhh...! Yessss....

Lisa to Kate: I think Nancy has baby goggles - that's got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!

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2.

When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.

Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!

Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

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