Baby Mama Machine

What is Baby Mama Machine?


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When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.

2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.

See baby, mama, petty, spiteful, underhanded, jealous


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