Baby On Board

What is Baby On Board?


1.

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.

Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."

See yellow, freaking, baby, world, because, drive, car

2.

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:

Baby on board,

how I adore,

that sign in my car windowpane.

Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care

That little yellow sign can't be ignored

I'm telling you it's mighty nice

Each trip's a trip to paradise

With my baby on board.


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