Baby Pancake

What is Baby Pancake?


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A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"

Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?

Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had

Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.

Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes

See ejaculate, sperm, hicks, child support, baby pancakes


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