What is Baby Seal?
1.
If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.
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2.
A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.
The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.
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3.
1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals
the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.
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4.
Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.
Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.
Also, it is a
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a
baby seal clubber .
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5.
An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.
Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!
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