Baby Seal Clubber Edit Meaning

1.

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oobthere.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber

Me-Have it your way...

*hits hippy and seal*

See Gumba Gumba