Baby Talk

What is Baby Talk?


1.

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.

Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?

2.

A language that infants speak most times.

Baby: Gimmyae CRICUTS I need maiii baorara!!

Me: WHAT?!?

Baby: Yaarz harrrett maii! *head spin thing*

Me: I don't understand baby talk...

Baby: *sobsob*

See baby, language, talk, alien


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