Baby Unicorn Tears

What is Baby Unicorn Tears?


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The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

See tears, unicorn, unicorn horn, my little pony


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