Baby Weight

What is Baby Weight?


1.

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

See pregnant, fat, dog, pig

2.

n. something that someone else thinks is heavy, but is not heavy at all to you.

Man 1-did you see him struggling to lift 150 lbs?

Man 2-yeah, thats like baby weight to you.

See baby, weight, weak, strong, nothing

3.

The weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.

Man, after that dinner last night, I really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.

See eating, baby, weight, food, delicious, wonderful, fat, bread, jews


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