What is Baby-itch?
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noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
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A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.
schmoot
Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck...
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Not dissimilar to a HEAVY DATE, after which - having kissed Cindy Cockteaser goodnight - young Everard returns home with fingers sticky ..
