Babysitter Edit Meaning

1.

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!

Sofie: *giggles*

Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

2.

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

3.

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

See babysitter, mac dre, weed, session, blunt

4.

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

See babysitter, dick, person

5.

A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.

The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.

Suzy and George enjoy the babysitter.

See babysitter, eifel tower

6.

In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from " teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."

Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?

See drugs, teenager, teeny, sixteenth, grams, coke, speed, meth