What is Babysitting?
1.
holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.
2.
Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck
Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."
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3.
Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.
GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!
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4.
The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.
It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.
How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.
5.
When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!
Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.
Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.
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6.
The sexual act of defecating into another person's anus which is followed by the other person defecating back into the first person's anus.
I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to get me to try babysitting.
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Owing something to the orignal meaning of the word, in computer-speak this refers to a computer process-- such as the installation of new software-- which the installer cannot or dare not leave, because the installation is not fully automatic and might require input from the installer during the install.
Computer Geek 1: "Lets go grab a Starucks, want to?"
Computer Geek 2: "Can't. I'm installing new software."
Computer Geek 1: "Oh, just let it install itself, automatically."
Computer Geek 2: "No, this software requires some heavy babysitting."
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