Bachelor

What is Bachelor?


1.

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

See marriage, paul

2.

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor

Person B: It can only go downhill from there

See bachelor, married, mistake, bliss, marriage

3.

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.

James is a Bachelor.


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