Bachelor Breakfast

What is Bachelor Breakfast?


1.

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.

See bachelor breakfast, kitchen, table

2.

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

3.

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

See cunnilingus, oral sex, oral, foreplay

4.

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.

See bachelor, breakfast, coffee, cigarettes, junk


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