What is Bachelor Dip?
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stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality
"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
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