Bachelor Dip

What is Bachelor Dip?


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stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip

"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"

"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."

"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."

"Bachelor dip? Aww!"


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