Bachelor Shower

What is Bachelor Shower?

1.

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflectionof the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weedout of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?

TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.

MARY - What was that honey?

TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.

MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!

TED - About that...

See marriage, hooker, shower
27

Random Words:

Jfac
1. Commonly used shortening of Job for a Cowboy, a technical deathmetal band from Glendale, AZ. Myspace kid 1: Job for a Cowboy rulezzz!!1..
Read more
Turkey Special
1. A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck roll..
Read more
Cheapquel
1. A low-budget 'sequel' to a hit motion picture or some other popular media extravaganza. Its sole purpose is to reap the benefi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free