Bachelor Shower

What is Bachelor Shower?

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The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflectionof the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weedout of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?

TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.

MARY - What was that honey?

TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.

MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!

TED - About that...

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