Bachelorize

What is Bachelorize?


1.

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:

Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

See getting dumped, bachelor, sad, man


60

Random Words:

1. Grumpy in a cute, set-in-your-ways kind of way. He's not mad at you; he's just being a Grumpasauras. See moody, testy, surly..
1. used to replace the word nigga or nigger. often used by non-african-americans who are afraid to drop the "n-bomb". naggle pl..
1. serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe...