What is Bachmann?
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A mixture of ejaculate, saliva and urine from extreme gay sex.
Named for Senator wannabe Michelle Bachmann for her homophobic attitudes and speaking as if She knows what "god" says/wants.
Named in a similar manner as Rick Santorum see
Your bachmann was a bit gamey, I had to spit it out.
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Currently the record for the longest human penis
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When a guy, usually a mexican, takes his penis and rubs it in horse shit and then goes to stick it up a woman's ass.
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