What is Bachmann?
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A mixture of ejaculate, saliva and urine from extreme gay sex.
Named for Senator wannabe Michelle Bachmann for her homophobic attitudes and speaking as if She knows what "god" says/wants.
Named in a similar manner as Rick Santorum see
Your bachmann was a bit gamey, I had to spit it out.
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Random Words:
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not serious
opposite of fo serious
1: I'm gay.
2: are you serious?
1: yea I'm faux serious.
See faux, fake, fo def..
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1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or play..
