What is Back Alley Abortion?
1.
The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
2.
n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
