Back Fart

What is Back Fart?


1.

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleumor when shifting about in a tanning bed.

J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth modeon that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!

See sex, fart, queef, pit fart, burp


39

Random Words:

1. A small, but excellent Windows newsreader application for reading and posting to newsgroups, downloading binaries, etc. Xnews is one of..
1. an extremely annoying person who has a freakish flip in their hair, or someone who has hot cousins he never knew about You are such a G..
1. Synonymous with urbania. The blending of suburb and urban. Bloomfield, NJ and Rockville Center, LIare both considered to be a burb-stac..