Back Story Bore

What is Back Story Bore?


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Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”

“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”

“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”

“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

See bore, dull, loser, lame


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