Back Wank

What is Back Wank?

1.

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.

I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.

See wank, tit wank, masturbate, five knuckle shuffle, bash the bishop, beat your meat
83

Random Words:

Quantomed
1. Having no comebacks to someones diss and remain speechless Chris - Your mad ugly Sal Sal - Dude, I fucked your girlfriend...twice Chr..
Read more
Purple Mothafucker Shots
1. i dont noe wuts in it but it kinda tastes like alcohol definitely does the job and is found in mexico yo i had 4 beers 2 purple mothafu..
Read more
Scuba Poo
1. the type of poo that just flows out mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet. See po..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free