Back Wank

What is Back Wank?

1.

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.

I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.

See wank, tit wank, masturbate, five knuckle shuffle, bash the bishop, beat your meat
83

Random Words:

Yawho
1. A number that is a 1 followed by a double googol of zeros. I got my credit card bill, it was almost a yawho. See googol, number, infin..
Read more
Urethra
1. The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid als..
Read more
Kadoosh
1. Onomatopoetic reference to the act of going to the lavatory for a Number Two. A proper kadoosh almost always involves splashback Can b..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free