What is Backboarding?
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A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
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A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise ..
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An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.
charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poo..
