What is Backboarding?
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A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
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a party where there are large numbers of sweaty southern men with their tops off, usually drinking beer and flexing for chicks, while tr..
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1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.
"He was talking smack to my facial area."
"I can sense you wi..
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Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.
From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex..
