Backdoor Stopper

What is Backdoor Stopper?

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You convince a naive girl to engage in anal sex while cleverly hidding a sledge hammer under your bed. once she is bent over you bed you reach for the sledge hammer being quiet as possible and without her knowledge you crowhop and slam her ass with the hammer.

"HOLY SHIT!!! i got such a bad backdoor stopper last night. i cant shit for a week!!!"

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