What is Backdoor Surprise?
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v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in
NOT to be confused with the equally amusing
Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?
Guy: I haven't had sex in a long t..
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A pus that is absolutely, positively, DISEASE FREE; clean enough to eat, and naturally delicious.
I just had a sniff, and it's lic..