Backpack Girlfriend

What is Backpack Girlfriend?

A girlfriend you carry around on your back.

Usually the girlfriend is smaller than you. She gets on your back and is transported that way. This allows for maxium closeness while traveling.

"Hop on backpack girlfriend, we're going out."

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