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A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.
'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!&apo..
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Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.
On being late for an important meeting:
"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic tim..
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Protection Fail!
Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush ..