What is Backwards Bicycle?
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Step 1: Throw a partner face-up on a bed, sofa, rug, etc.
Step 2: Straddle your partner's mouth, positioning genitalia and/or taint upon/within said partner’s mouth/tongue as desired.
Step 3: Arch back a little, reach behind you with both hands and grab some nip. These will be your "handles" for the duration of the ride.
Step 4: Rock your body up and down, side to side, like you're riding a bicycle backwards down a rocky mountainside. The bumpiness of the ride is at the discretion of the cyclist, and ranges from “city sidewalk” to “Appalachian trail” all the way up to “Rocky Mountain High!”
"Yo, I can't WAIT for tonight, dude!" "Oh yeah, why?" "Tonight's backwards bicycle night!" "Aw hell yeah!" (high five)
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