Backwards Tortoise

What is Backwards Tortoise?


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A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.

Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

See yoga, head up your ass, go fuck yourself, insult, tortoise, backwards


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