What is Backwoods Butthurting?
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A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.
Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*
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