Random Words:
1.
The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine s..
1.
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 fl..
1.
Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
J..