What is Bacon Beacon?
1.
that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them
Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon
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2.
a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.
"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"
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