Bacon Beacon Edit Meaning

1.

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.

Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

See fatback, chubby chaser

2.

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

See cops, po-pos, police, pigs, siren