Bacon Blinds

What is Bacon Blinds?

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

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Facemaster

1. The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud Jeff: dude did you look at that chick? Erica: ..

Fuck Quest

1. A poorly drawn DOS-based game. the object is to help a dude named Richard get pussy. it's so easy even an infant could beat it in 1..

Roughing Up The Suspect

1. A descriptive term for masturbation. Why do you rough up the suspect? Because you know he's guilty...

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