Bacon Blinds

What is Bacon Blinds?

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

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Nug Bugs

1. Crabs or other bugs that live in your pubic hair. A serious case is usually called "Sailor's Nug Bugs." John - "Som..

Asswizard

1. One who wizards the ass. That Brad is a huge asswizard. See assweeble 2. One who wizards the ass. That Brad sure is an asswizard. ..

Smff

1. so much fucking fun girl #1: "i am so excited for spring break!" girl #2: "me too! it's going to be smff!" S..

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