Bacon Cock

What is Bacon Cock?


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1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"

-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."


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