Bacon Cock

What is Bacon Cock?

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"

-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

Hollywooded

1. 1. to conform or remake an original thought or idea based on a formulaic pattern for the sake of making money. 2. to ruin. 3. to dumb ..

Meat Ring Philosophy

1. The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = smal..

Go Bo Wai

1. "I Go Bo Wai!" These were the first words of the great Text of the Sun. This book, one of twenty-two, was the Chinese philosop..

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