Bacon Cruiser Edit Meaning

1. A big fat hairy pussy. Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face. See pussy, beaver, snatch, bla..

1. the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus...

1. Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sa..