Bacon Curtains

What is Bacon Curtains?


1.

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

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2.

A part of a woman's anatomy

Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains

See vagina, pussy, cunt, cuntybollocks, twat


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