What is Bacon Curtains?
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Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
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2.
A part of a woman's anatomy
Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains
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