What is Bacon?
1.
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
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2.
a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig
Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.
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3.
when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"
4.
or it could just be food...
I loveses my bacon.
Sarah: God. I love bacon.
Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.
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5.
this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!
6.
the police
other slang: pigs, fuzz
Blue: What you need, homey?
Jake: Crack. about 20 bucks worth.
Blue: Crack?! Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie.
7.
1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"
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