Bacon Flossing

What is Bacon Flossing?


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Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

See dogs, flaps, vagina, bacon, dog, flossing, woman, girl, lonely, frustrated


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